Committee Meeting Minutes, location: in my head

October 20, 2014

Location: Capitol Starbucks

Brain: I call this meeting to order. The first order of business is to swim 1 hour this morning.

Member 1: "What the fuck?! Can't we just stay here inside where it's warm, enjoying coffee and laughter with running buddies?"

Brain: "No, we cannot. 27 days."

Member 2: "But no one else is leaving."

Brain: "Too bad, let's get in the car. NOW"

Change in venue: Natatorium locker room

Member 3: "But your suit is still wet and damp from yesterday's swim?! That's cruel."

Brain: "WE HAVE 27 days, let's get to the pool."

Member 1:  "The longer we sit here with our feet dipped in the pool the more we want to go shower."

Member 2: "No one would know if you didn't swim an hour."

Member 3: "Who's bright idea was a late fall Ironman anyway?"

Member 4: "Get your fucking ass in the pool already. Readjusting your cap won't make the pool any warmer."

Brain: "In we go."

Meeting adjourned after 3,000yd swim